Mafioso Marketing
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Mafioso Marketing
Current Price: $0.99 | Bid $0.99 Now! | # of Bids: 0
End Time: 2011-05-05T16:51:06.000Z
| Located in Postal Code: 132001
Warning: Not for the easily offended...
"Discover How One High Roller Went From Nothing To Six Figures In One Year... Mercilessly Dominating Niche Markets By Using Heavy-Hitting Marketing Tactics!"
Dear Babbo:
All my life, I've been told there are two people - winners and losers.
And there's no way in hell I ever planned on being the latter.
So even before I officially became an Internet Marketer.... I knew I'd dominate the 'Net with the same vigor as a fox in a henhouse.
Because that's the way I do things.
It was no surprise that within a year, I was the Boss of Bosses… Capo di tutti capi and a BIG earner… if you know what I mean.
And because of that... I have the power to teach anybody how to make a LOT of money.
(I'm talking suitcases-full-of-hundred-dollar-bills kind of money.)
So...
"You Want To Know How I Did It?"
I'm sure you're wetting yourself over there.
But first, let me tell you what I won't do .
I won't...
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Work hard. I'm lazy. I like it that way. |
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Create my own products. Nah, I'd rather leverage other people and let them do the work for me (And that doesn't always mean that I pay them for it.) |
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Spend a lot of money. I have entire membership sites created for under $97. There's just no need to spend a lot of money to make a lot of money.) |
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Get stressed. I only use simple and straightforward techniques. |
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Have an office. I can work in my boxers if I want... and I do! |
And whenever I think...
"This Sucks!"
...about anything, I just won't do it.
I don't need to. Because...
I have weapons. Weapons such as...
Three specific letters that will make you an absolute killing online (You'll never look at the alphabet the same way again.)
A painstakingly simple wealth-building blueprint...
One precise word to use in your titles when naming products... it'll sell you hordes of copies every single time...
A cloak-and-dagger "X" factor that will make you a guru overnight....(No need to waste any time making wads of cash)
The exact resources that I use to catapult my business and save money at the same time (There's just no need to waste money on high-tech crap when you know about these free alternatives.)
Nine traits that are absolutely crucial to success (Without these, you're destined for failure.)
Precise
names and contact information of content creators to use... so no time
is wasted dealing with low quality third-world workers...
A
super-stealth trick to use if business should happen to plateau....
which gives you more customers than you can handle (Not to mention the
extra cash.)
And the best part is... once you know about these things... it's all just so simple.
Stupid-simple, really.
It's better that way, because...
"I Would Rather Gouge My Eyes Out"
...than do a lot of work.
I have more pressing things to do.
(Like drive around in my Aston Martin.)
I use other "out-of-the-box" techniques to provide me with more free time such as...
How to immediately annihilate any competitor... using sheer brute force (Using this tactic leaves your prey absolutely defenseless!)
How to get industry experts to be the "face" of your product... all you do is sit back and collect the profits...
One specific word that will make customers fall over themselves trying to shovel money your way (This word has downright hypnotic powers.)
How to eliminate the guess-work and figure out exactly what your market wants and how to fill it... without wasting one single, solitary second...
How to create sites that funnel scads of traffic to your products... (You'll hit your forehead and wonder why you never tried this yourself.)
Exact domain names that will get you listed high in the search engines... even if your site sucks!
How to get your customers to promote on your behalf... without you lifting a finger! (You'll giggle like a schoolgirl when you read this one.)
How to instantly get top 10 listings on Google, Yahoo, and MSN... for whatever niche you choose...
How to effortlessly create lists of hyper-responsive buyers that have already purchased other products in your niche (This is the quickest possible way to get new customers. Period.)
How to launch any product and have it spread like fire instantaneously...
How to get your customers to create your product for you... without having to pay them (You'll wonder why you ever considered outsourcing.)
After all... my time is valuable. And I want to work smarter, not harder.
Speaking of that... remember how I said that I squeeze niches for everything that they're worth?
You should see some of the stuff that I carry out. It's...
"Downright Evil"
...or maybe ingenious.
(I'm fine either way.)
I've pulled off...
How
to take a one-time product... and package it as a membership site so
that you can have recurring payment time and time again (When you read
about this, you're going to be stark raving mad... especially if it was done to you.)
A secret strategy that practically forces people to buy your upsells...
How to have people practically begging to be on your list (I've considered shutting down lists just to toy with people!)
How to make your customers feel as if you're offering immense value... even though you're not doing any extra work...
A
simple feature to add to any product that people will immediately pay
hundreds for... even though it takes little to no effort on your part
(Your eyes are going to widen to the size of saucers when you realize how insane this is.)
How to make any customer eagerly plunk down money any time you create a new product... giving you scores of customers for life...
What the perfect upsell for any product is... and why your customers will inhale it (This is a simple maneuver that appeals to basic human nature.)
How to get the most respected and proven affiliates falling over themselves to promote your product... every time (Do this and it'll be like you've outsourced your own personal sales force.)
How to create brimming-with-value products for literally pennies on the dollar...
How to get people so eager to visit your site... that they almost break the clickers on their mouses... (This is one of my personal favorites.)
How to get so much free publicity for your site that people will think you've hired an agent...
How to take products that you're already offering... but craft them in such a way that you'll double, triple, and quadruple your profit (I smile just thinking about how easy this is.)
How to have the same product as everyone else in your niche... but make yours sell 10x more...
How to take a $97 investment and flip it into the $3k - $5k range... effortlessly (This one boggles peoples' minds.)
So as you can see... every time I turn my computer on, it's the equivalent of holding a pen and a blank checkbook.
Mafioso Marketing
Current Price: $0.99 | Bid $0.99 Now! | # of Bids: 0
End Time: 2011-05-05T16:51:06.000Z | Located in Postal Code: 132001
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